the one liners we usually keep to ourselves start flowing.
Case in point - our road trip to the very beige city of Lubbock, Texas.
We took the senic route there - which turned into the very long senic route when we discovered that the blue dot was not on the blue line but after 2-3 hours of driving we finally managed to get back on route. The town's along the way provided a lot of entertainment for us:
Runaway Bay, TX - where all the runaways including fish go
Wizards Wells,TX - where Harry Potter has a summer home
Coca-cola Ranch Road - that's where they grow coca-cola
Mr. Cut Rate convince store - convince I'm not sure I want
Hidden Lake - where it's hide and seek with the lake all the time
Loving, TX - where all the love is
Loving, TX - where all the love in Texas is
Random field of red flashing lights: it's the end of the world! Do not cross! You will fall over!
Jean,TX - just incase you weren't sure where jeans went
(As the stop light turns red) Sandy: Really light, really, just because a car pulls up, doesn't mean it really wants to go!
The Feed Bag - the ultimate sack lunch
The Feed Bag: Anna: Please tell me that's a feed store. Sandy: I think it was BBQAnna: Oh
Seven Bar Ranch - where you you can get drunk at seven different bars
Two M Ranch - m&m
Seymour, TX - no butts
Rock Inn Cafe - it was really rockin'
Red Springs, TX - where the springs are always red
Benjamin, TX - we found the lost tribe!
Gilliland, TX - where gillyweed comes from
Anna: (after seeing construction sign) End road work? Sandy: I like their kind of road work! Anna: where's the road work?
Trident South Camp - I guess the Olympians have a camp here too
New Deal, TX - where's the old one?
Smokin the competition Empty store
Idalou, TX - Idalou, youdalou
On the way home we took a more direct route - very disappointing, very little to make fun of.
I wonder if Post is more than just a hitching post?
Sandy: Now entering Southland. Anna: But we're in north Texas. Sandy: You mean this isn't where they filmed Southland?
Double U Ranch - double the you double the fun
Sand Creek - all sand all the time
Fluvanna, TX - where the flu hangs out in the off season
Scurry County - a place to scurry from
Snyder, TX - there's nothing snide about it.
Inadale, TX - where the farmer in the dell lives
Noodle Dome Rd??? Wonder what it looks like and if they had to use linguine.
Hayter Rd where all the haters live
BIG
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